The last time an adventure began like this, I ended up misplacing my bra and waking up the next morning in my best friend's closet spooning my ex, clutching an open bottle of Tanqueray in one hand and a strawberry Pop-Tart in the other.
If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world. After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he'd prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud. Try them yourself.
“But what most men don’t realize is that all women in our society are on the receiving end of UNWANTED sexual attention at some point in their lives, and most of them get it a lot. Women are catcalled on the street. They’re harassed in bars, groped in clubs, and whistled at in the grocery store. They’re told that they need to be sexy to be valued and then they’re attacked as sluts. Simply put, women put up with sexual intrusion for most of their lives, in big ways and small. It happens everywhere and most men have no idea how much of an impact it has. I’ve heard quite a few men say that women should just take it as a compliment. Ironically, these are often the same guys who lose it if a man cruises them, winks at them, or simply appears to be sexually interested in them. Seems like a double standard to me.”—Charlie Glickman, The Most Important Thing That Men Who Have Sex With Women Need to Know (via monkeyknifefight)