lightandwinged:

calleo:

g33kologie:

Some Lady Is Cranking Out Dinosaur Romance Novels

Just take a peek at her listings on Amazon.
Yikes.

From T-Rex Troubles:

Warning: This is a tale of monster sex. This story was written to unlock your darkest fantasies and innermost desires. It is not for the faint of heart and is not your mother’s erotica. All of the sexual descriptions found in this book are very explicit in nature. It’s not suitable for someone under 18 years of age. Read at your own risk.In a land before time, Layla hunts for her tribe. The men belittle and threaten her, a woman who hunts like a man, until, desperate, she sets out alone after the most fearsome beast in the world- a T-Rex.As she hunts the giant predator, a very special T-Rex is hunting her- this T-Rex has psychic powers and a desire for human flesh. Naked and alone, Layla bargains with the beast: her body for her life.Can Layla accept the beast’s carnal demands? Can her body accommodate its relentless desire? Can she hold to her part of the bargain? Or will she become the T-Rex’s next meal?

I am in awe.

lightandwinged:

calleo:

g33kologie:

Some Lady Is Cranking Out Dinosaur Romance Novels

Just take a peek at her listings on Amazon.

Yikes.

From T-Rex Troubles:

Warning: This is a tale of monster sex. This story was written to unlock your darkest fantasies and innermost desires. It is not for the faint of heart and is not your mother’s erotica. All of the sexual descriptions found in this book are very explicit in nature. It’s not suitable for someone under 18 years of age. Read at your own risk.

In a land before time, Layla hunts for her tribe. The men belittle and threaten her, a woman who hunts like a man, until, desperate, she sets out alone after the most fearsome beast in the world- a T-Rex.

As she hunts the giant predator, a very special T-Rex is hunting her- this T-Rex has psychic powers and a desire for human flesh. Naked and alone, Layla bargains with the beast: her body for her life.

Can Layla accept the beast’s carnal demands? Can her body accommodate its relentless desire? Can she hold to her part of the bargain? Or will she become the T-Rex’s next meal?

I am in awe.

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[COVER] Elle King - My Neck, My Back (Live Cover)

Elle just uploaded her cover of Khia’s “My Neck, My Back” via soundcloud to promote the release of her self titled EP. Her cover is one of the four tracks featured on the EP which is now available for purchase.

 #IF YOU DON’T WANT TO HEAR A FILTHY SONG GET THE FUCK OUT PLEASE

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umakoo:

You come home.

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fantomblogger:

#STACY #DEAR STACY
um excuse you mel who the fuck is stacy

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL I JUST WANTED TO SEE WHAT YOU WOULD DO CAUSE YOUR TAG FOR RED PANDAS ALWAYS SAYS STACY AND I LOVE RED PANDAS AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHO STACY IS SO I WAS TRYING TO FIND HER SLASH ANTAGONIZE YOU DID IT WORK AMY DID IT

fantomblogger:

#STACY #DEAR STACY

um excuse you mel who the fuck is stacy

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL I JUST WANTED TO SEE WHAT YOU WOULD DO CAUSE YOUR TAG FOR RED PANDAS ALWAYS SAYS STACY AND I LOVE RED PANDAS AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHO STACY IS SO I WAS TRYING TO FIND HER SLASH ANTAGONIZE YOU DID IT WORK AMY DID IT

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walterisms replied to your post: shesheshe replied to your post: am i watching…

my fucking favorite. designers, look out for Andre. he’s our little lamb!

ANDRAE YOU REALLY EMBARRASSED ME TONIGHT AT RED LOBSTER

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wtffanfiction:

“He took of my top & I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.”
(All spelling preserved from the original before anyone thinks my grammar is that bad.)

wtffanfiction:

“He took of my top & I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.”

(All spelling preserved from the original before anyone thinks my grammar is that bad.)

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raradesu:

therotmeister:

romannoodles:

danathelaugh:

tillsunbeamsfindyou:

unicornguts:

flatbarnacle:

this man is a champion

WE’RE NOT WORTHY


omg

I have no words.

this is the best thing ive ever seen in my life. thank you tumblr. thank you soo much

 Amazing.

this made me laugh so hard xD

raradesu:

therotmeister:

romannoodles:

danathelaugh:

tillsunbeamsfindyou:

unicornguts:

flatbarnacle:

this man is a champion

WE’RE NOT WORTHY

omg

I have no words.

this is the best thing ive ever seen in my life. thank you tumblr. thank you soo much

 Amazing.

this made me laugh so hard xD

renrevenge:


Dearest Cecilia,
The story can resume. The one I had been planning on that evening walk. I can become again the man who once crossed the Surrey park at dusk, in my best suit, swaggering on the promise of life. The man who, with the clarity of passion, made love to you in the library. The story can resume. I will return. Find you, love you, marry you and live without shame

Robbie Turner l Atonement (2007)

renrevenge:

Dearest Cecilia,

The story can resume. The one I had been planning on that evening walk. I can become again the man who once crossed the Surrey park at dusk, in my best suit, swaggering on the promise of life. The man who, with the clarity of passion, made love to you in the library. The story can resume. I will return. Find you, love you, marry you and live without shame

Robbie TurnerAtonement (2007)

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