crows and beef

fantomblogger: #STACY #DEAR STACY um excuse you mel who the fuck is stacy LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL I JUST WANTED TO SEE WHAT YOU WOULD DO CAUSE YOUR TAG FOR RED PANDAS ALWAYS SAYS STACY AND I LOVE RED PANDAS AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHO STACY IS SO I WAS TRYING TO FIND HER SLASH ANTAGONIZE YOU DID IT WORK AMY DID IT View Larger

fantomblogger:

#STACY #DEAR STACY

um excuse you mel who the fuck is stacy

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL I JUST WANTED TO SEE WHAT YOU WOULD DO CAUSE YOUR TAG FOR RED PANDAS ALWAYS SAYS STACY AND I LOVE RED PANDAS AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHO STACY IS SO I WAS TRYING TO FIND HER SLASH ANTAGONIZE YOU DID IT WORK AMY DID IT

(Source: animalgazing)

# I AM HILARIOUS OH MY GOD SO PROUD OF MYSELF RN AND IF YOU STOP REBLOGGING ELEPHANTS OR IDRIS ELBA FOR ME I WILL END YOU AMY I WILL END YOU

Reblogged 1 year ago from catelynofriverrun (Originally from animalgazing) 16,932 notes
raradesu: therotmeister: romannoodles: danathelaugh: tillsunbeamsfindyou: unicornguts: flatbarnacle: this man is a champion WE’RE NOT WORTHY omg I have no words. this is the best thing ive ever seen in my life. thank you tumblr. thank you soo much  Amazing. this made me laugh so hard xD

raradesu:

therotmeister:

romannoodles:

danathelaugh:

tillsunbeamsfindyou:

unicornguts:

flatbarnacle:

this man is a champion

WE’RE NOT WORTHY

omg

I have no words.

this is the best thing ive ever seen in my life. thank you tumblr. thank you soo much

 Amazing.

this made me laugh so hard xD

# THIS CANNOT BE FOR REAL IS THIS REALLY FOR REAL BECAUSE IF THIS IS FOR REAL D Y I N G R N

Reblogged 1 year ago from harvey-kinkle-deactivated201107 (Originally from humpingturtles-deactivated-deac) 15,057 notes
renrevenge: Dearest Cecilia, The story can resume. The one I had been planning on that evening walk. I can become again the man who once crossed the Surrey park at dusk, in my best suit, swaggering on the promise of life. The man who, with the clarity of passion, made love to you in the library. The story can resume. I will return. Find you, love you, marry you and live without shame Robbie Turner l Atonement (2007)

renrevenge:

Dearest Cecilia,

The story can resume. The one I had been planning on that evening walk. I can become again the man who once crossed the Surrey park at dusk, in my best suit, swaggering on the promise of life. The man who, with the clarity of passion, made love to you in the library. The story can resume. I will return. Find you, love you, marry you and live without shame

Robbie Turner l Atonement (2007)

# I CAN'T GO ON

Reblogged 1 year ago from casualmisandry (Originally from renrevenge) 166 notes

red-sky:

Okay, so instead of drowning in our eternal creyes over The Brokeback Mutants, let’s switch gears and go back earlier in this epic love story. Ladies and gents, I now present Not In Front of the Children: The Epic Sexytimes of Charles Xavier and Erik Lehnsherr.



WATCH AS CHARLES LOOKS ERIK UP AND DOWN AND TRIES NOT TO BROADCAST TO THE WORLD THAT WHOEVER COULD PULL HIM OUT OF ERIK’S ASS COULD BE CROWNED THE NEXT KING OF ENGLAND.



WATCH AS ERIK USES HIS BRAIN (REMEMBER THAT MANLY ~MIND MELD~ FROM EARLIER?) TO SUGGEST A QUICKIE IN A BROOM CLOSET OF THE CIA FACILITY. CHARLES IS INTRIGUED.



WATCH AS IT DAWNS ON THE BOTH OF THEM THAT THEY ARE FINALLY ALONE. ERIK WONDERS HOW MUCH MORE VICAR HE HAS TO PLY CHARLES WITH BEFORE CHARLES IS DOWN FOR SOME SWEET SWEET LOVIN’.



WATCH AS GUN PLAY BECOMES A PART OF FOREPLAY. ERIK IS CLEARLY ALL ABOUT IT WHILE CHARLES ATTEMPTS TO HIDE HOW TURNED ON HE IS AND FAILS MISERABLY WHILE DOING SO.



WATCH AS CHARLES ATTEMPTS TO MAINTAIN HIS COMPOSURE WHILE ERIK GIVES HIM THE ONE HANDJOB TO RULE THEM ALL.



WATCH THE EPIC AFTERGLOW OF THEIR SEXYTIMES. CHARLES, YOU MAY WANT TO HIDE THAT ORGASM GLOW ON YOUR FACE THERE, BUDDY.

# I CANNOT EVEN O M G

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