Reblog with how you answer the telephone.

bobby-drake:

stmungos:

homemadedarkmark:

moonshoesrue:

I say, “Sup G.”

“No she’s dead, this is her son”

“Yes, ma’am?”

“Howdy.”

"Go ahead, caller. You’re on the air."

MY DAD’S BACK FROM JAMAICA

BRB HEADING TO THE PARENTALS’ ABODE TO TACKLE HIM BEAR HUG STYLE

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fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo:

Submitted by milasweetlipskunis.

I do this because
It is always true.
I delight in taking on the part of the pretentious asshole in any select group of people.
IRL TROLLING IS A DAMN GOOD TIME.

COMO UN JEFE

fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo:

Submitted by milasweetlipskunis.

I do this because

  • It is always true.
  • I delight in taking on the part of the pretentious asshole in any select group of people.
  • IRL TROLLING IS A DAMN GOOD TIME.

COMO UN JEFE

I am 97% sure that after work I will head home, immediately remove my pants, pour myself a truly impressive glass of wine and do some serious laundry.

Unless I decide to drink two glasses of wine and not do any laundry

or just skip them both and get hammered tossing back gin and tonics at the local dive bar what can I say I’m classy you guys

BEING PRODUCTIVE CAN EAT ME AND LIKE IT.

I AM ABSOLUTELY NOT BOVVERED.

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