You wanna know how most metallic sounds in horror movies are made?
Introducing, the Waterphone (or H2OPhone), a very versatile and creepy instrument.
I sort of moaned when hearing this. Lord almighty, I live for this.
GIVE ME THIS THING.
You’re bad at this, Rush Limbaugh. You don’t even understand how babies are made, let alone how people can have sex without making a baby, and you would like the government to take over decision-making on these issues on your say-so. And you don’t get it. You biologically don’t get it. You just don’t understand it. You were absent that day. - Rachel Maddow
“He took of my top & I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.”
(All spelling preserved from the original before anyone thinks my grammar is that bad.)
this man is a champion
WE’RE NOT WORTHY
I have no words.
this is the best thing ive ever seen in my life. thank you tumblr. thank you soo much
this made me laugh so hard xD