just read a sentence that included the phrase ‘cockzilla, king of all penises’ and i just

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idkmybffflamingo:

siriusjones:

sweet-bitsy:

rangerkimmy:

nightmareloki:

caitikoi:

You wanna know how most metallic sounds in horror movies are made?

Introducing, the Waterphone (or H2OPhone), a very versatile and creepy instrument.

I sort of moaned when hearing this. Lord almighty, I live for this.

dude NEAT

Whoa

WHOA

GIVE ME THIS THING.

duuuuuude

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imnevergoingbackagain:

You’re bad at this, Rush Limbaugh. You don’t even understand how babies are made, let alone how people can have sex without making a baby, and you would like the government to take over decision-making on these issues on your say-so. And you don’t get it. You biologically don’t get it. You just don’t understand it. You were absent that day. - Rachel Maddow

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wtffanfiction:

“He took of my top & I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.”
(All spelling preserved from the original before anyone thinks my grammar is that bad.)

wtffanfiction:

“He took of my top & I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.”

(All spelling preserved from the original before anyone thinks my grammar is that bad.)

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Art is better with cats

thefrogman:

Found these on a Japanese site. I think some major improvements were made. 

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raradesu:

therotmeister:

romannoodles:

danathelaugh:

tillsunbeamsfindyou:

unicornguts:

flatbarnacle:

this man is a champion

WE’RE NOT WORTHY


omg

I have no words.

this is the best thing ive ever seen in my life. thank you tumblr. thank you soo much

 Amazing.

this made me laugh so hard xD

raradesu:

therotmeister:

romannoodles:

danathelaugh:

tillsunbeamsfindyou:

unicornguts:

flatbarnacle:

this man is a champion

WE’RE NOT WORTHY

omg

I have no words.

this is the best thing ive ever seen in my life. thank you tumblr. thank you soo much

 Amazing.

this made me laugh so hard xD