i am so obsessed with nail polish lately mel HELP ME
U JUST GET ME B
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tumblr doesn’t count tho. YOU HAVE TO TELL US.
brandontaco replied to your post: so today one of my client’s was telling me a story…
you are my hero. i am even more madly in love with you than i was before. which lbr is saying a lot
brandontaco asked: Mel, sometimes I think Pitbull is attractive. Be my therapist
sometimes i think he was supposed to be attractive but then at the last minute god was like psych let’s give this douche canoe a taint brush and be done with it and i’m like hey god i feel you get out of my life pitbull i’ll never be fooled by your almost attractiveness again even when you’re rapping in spanish and i know it’s something dumb but it’s in spanish so i don’t really know what you’re saying and can just pretend you’re rapping neruda to me or something so
I love these posts SO MUCH AND YOU SHOULD DO THEM MORE OFTEN OMG. ALSO YOU HAVE A JEEP YOU ARE LIVING MY DREAAAAM
OMG NAT ILU SO MUCH AND ALSO JEEP LOVERS UNIIIITE THEY ARE THE BEST AND MOST PERFECT BADASS VEHICLES IN THE WHOLE WORLD. MINE’S NAME IS PENELOPE AND SHE IS THE KICKEST ASS OF JEEPS, SHE’LL TELL YOU HERSELF.
i love u so much i hate u. why are you so perfect. GET OUT. also every other week i spend like 100 dollars in Target, i s2g i just black out when i go in there and walk out with useless crap. also i’m excited 4 u 2 take a shit in ur new bathroom.
u just get me b
and ughhh FUCK TARGET MAN i literally have to ban myself i s2g. it’s like i get in there and hulk-out bruce banner style but instead of fucking some shit up irl i just end up hulk-smashing my bank account, from which is rarely ever recovers.
so proud of you! haha jealous you get to decorate your own house. i’ve been craving decorating my own place BUT I STILL LIVE AT HOME (when i’m not at school) DAMMIT.
Thanks, sweet pea- it def feels great knowing I can do whatever I want, FINALLY, hahaha. THERE IS A LIGHT A THE END OF THE ‘LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS’ TUNNEL, BABE. JUST WAIT IT OUT, AND THEN WHEN YOU GET THERE YOU WILL BE SO EXCITED OH MAN JESS OH MAN
THIS POST IS SO FUCKING EMPOWERING, I CAN’T.
the entire time i was in wal-mart i was jamming out on my ipod listening to seven nation army on repeat and was imagining lenny kravitz narrating my life and just being like
it was hilar omg
omg his name is oliver omg i am stealing him omg i luv u mel
gurl ikr his name is oliver harold and i just want to chew on his face ugh he’s so perf and ilu 2 boo i miss ur faaaaaace
THIS IS REALLY CUTE
OMG NAT HE IS THE CUTEST I S2G
10 things about me ‘meme’ //
TAG, YOU’RE IT! Here are the guidelines: 1) Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. 2) You have to choose and tag ten people, as well. 3) Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them.
(i ain’t doing that, if you guys see yourselves tagged on this then awesome.)
1. I love going to movies by myself. And I hate being late- if I miss the previews, I will be an unhappy fucking camper.
2. I’m half Irish and half Jamaican, which is just the fucking coolest, lbr.
3. I love to cook. Give me a
bottleglass of wine and a fridge full of weird stuff and I’ll Iron Chef that bitch somethin’ fierce.
4. I was 5’11” by the eighth grade.
5. I hate being without my iPod. Even if I’m not able to use it, I still like knowing it’s on my person, able to be used should I desperately need it.
6. I’ve had my hair basically every color, but I’ll always love being a soulless ginger the most.
7. When I’m in a shit mood, I prefer to be left alone. I’m a big girl and I’ll get over it, but if you Nosy Parker all up in my business, I’ll probably say something hateful that’s definitely true but you almost certainly aren’t prepared to hear.
8. My ex Jordan introduced me to The National, and every time I listen to ‘Slow Show’ my heart breaks just a little bit more. It’s been three years, and I’m not sure I’ll ever get over that clusterfuck of a break-up.
9. I own my house and my car, and every morning when I wake up I remind myself how fucking great it feels to be self-reliant. It was a tough journey, but that just makes it better.
10. I’m flawed, imperfect, independent to a fault and stubborn as a fucking mule, and I love myself. Call it arrogance- I honestly don’t give a shit. I’m happy.
omg i had an ear infection my senior year of high school and i slept in my mom’s bed for 2 days because i cried all the time!!!!! I AM SO SORRY MEL, I LUV U AND HOPE YOU ARE FEELING BETTER!!!
UGH THEY ARE THE WORST B I THINK MY FACE IS PERMANENTLY ATTACHED TO MY HEATING PAD AND I MAY NEVER GET OUT OF BED BUT BY THE POWER OF JON SNOW’S MAGICAL FACE IT WILL GET BETTER AND I LUV U 2 B I LUV U 2
I Will Follow You Into The Dark:
BULLSHIT!!!!!!! I AM RAGING MEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I LOVE YOU THAT MAN IS THE WORST
I FEEL YOUR RAGE B AND I LOVE YOU FOR IT AND THAT GUY WAS THE ACTUAL WORST
what in the name of all that is decent. Who even…like…what. Should have put that fucker under the hood dryer and left him there to die.I know, right?! I would love to say that I’m surprised, but after several years of living in the Bible Belt, I’ve basically heard it all. Weird as is sounds, I’m luckier than some, as I am not as easily identified as biracial. It’s so much shittier for several of my friends (not to mention my dad, who’s just the fucking best and who- aside from my mom- I love more than pretty much anyone) and so many others I don’t know, which just infuriates me.
Whaaaat a total asshole :( I’m so sorry you have to put up with such bullshit, that’s ridiculous.Thanks, Madeline- that actually means a lot. It’s comforting to be able to let it out on here- I have a thick skin, but sometimes dumb shit like this can still blindside a girl when she’s not looking.
Ugh, god. I’m sorry you had to deal with that. Some people are just assholes.
OH GOD. You handled that a lot better than I would’ve. Props to you. WAS THAT GUY FOR REAL? UGH.
HE WAS COMPLETELY SERIOUS AND COMPLETELY CONFUSED BY MY REACTION TO HIS “PITY”. Sadly enough, I’ve had to deal with similar reactions in the past, what with a black father and a white mother in northwest Florida (which is basically southern Alabama, which: no bueno), so I’ve been able to curb my rage somewhat. Somehow, though, I still get surprised that there are real people actually like that living today and it just sort of makes my heart hurt.
omg I’m sorry, that must’ve been awful to deal with.
Thanks, babe. Whenever it happens (which is not super regularly anymore, thankfully), it just makes me incredibly thankful that I’m able to respond with relative intelligence and pride in myself. My parents are the greatest damn people, so I couldn’t have a stronger back-up team.
Oh. My. GOD.
I know, girl. I KNOW.
brandontaco replied to your post: have i been watching macgyver on netflix for five…
i hate you why are you so perfect