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Tagged by Sassaroon

1. Name
2. URL
3. Blog name
4. Favorite color
5. Celeb crush
6. WRITE ANYTHING IN ALL CAPS
7. Favorite band
8. Favorite number
9. Favorite drink
10. Tag a bunch of awesome buttholes: imrickmercerbitch, brandontaco, churrocigar, dickigrayson, flomation, fuckestuppest, houxvert, wheresnatalie, rhlloreal, & michelle-my-belle

sassaroon said: Once you get this, you must share five random facts about yourself. Then pass this on to your ten favorite followers!

I just now saw this because I am terrible at some things in life, BUT WHO CARES LETS SHARE WEIRD STUFF ABOUT OURSELVES :D :D :D

1. I want to go back and visit Prague so badly that I can feel it in my bones. I fell so swiftly in love in the two days that I spent walking up and down the Charles Bridge and throughout the city streets and trying to memorize its heartbeat and I’m just pretty certain that it’ll always feel a little bit like home.

2. I’ve never worn a watch, and never wish to.

3. When i was a kid, we used to visit my aunts and uncles in Wisconsin during summer breaks. A bunch of us cousins used to grab our sleeping bags (mine was The Little Mermaid, natch) and pile onto the gigantic trampoline that lived in my Aunt Pat’s front yard. We’d all huddle up and watch the skies and wish on shooting stars and finally fall asleep under constellations and clouds and cheshire cat moons and then Pat would wake us up early to help milk the cows and feed the pigs, and those will forever be some of my very favorite memories.

4. None of my pillow cases match.

5. I’m a sympathetic crier. Like, even when I am legitimately not even the smallest bit sad, if i see someone’s tears a-rollin’ I get all twitchy and antsy and my throat gets dry and creaky and it took me a few years to really get comfortable with that part of myself. IF YOU ARE CRYING I WILL CRY WITH YOU SO TRY TO COOL YOUR JETS BECAUSE I DON’T ALWAYS HAVE ON WATERPROOF MASCARA YA DIG

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IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY?!!?! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JFAK;DSAFKDSFJADFAKDFJ

THANKS MAMA I LOVE UR FACE

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poorbutrich replied to your post: poorbutrich replied to your post: so today one of…

tumblr doesn’t count tho. YOU HAVE TO TELL US.

EXACTLY

 brandontaco replied to your postso today one of my client’s was telling me a story…

you are my hero. i am even more madly in love with you than i was before. which lbr is saying a lot

brandontaco said: Mel, sometimes I think Pitbull is attractive. Be my therapist

sometimes i think he was supposed to be attractive but then at the last minute god was like psych let’s give this douche canoe a taint brush and be done with it and i’m like hey god i feel you get out of my life pitbull i’ll never be fooled by your almost attractiveness again even when you’re rapping in spanish and i know it’s something dumb but it’s in spanish so i don’t really know what you’re saying and can just pretend you’re rapping neruda to me or something so

brandontaco replied to your post: i was going to go to the bookstore but then i…

y r u so perfect ps i’m drunk luv u 4 ever bye

shesheshes replied to your post: work was super slow today, which is crazy…

 wheresnatalie replied to your postwork was super slow today, which is crazy…

I love these posts SO MUCH AND YOU SHOULD DO THEM MORE OFTEN OMG. ALSO YOU HAVE A JEEP YOU ARE LIVING MY DREAAAAM

OMG NAT ILU SO MUCH AND ALSO JEEP LOVERS UNIIIITE THEY ARE THE BEST AND MOST PERFECT BADASS VEHICLES IN THE WHOLE WORLD. MINE’S NAME IS PENELOPE AND SHE IS THE KICKEST ASS OF JEEPS, SHE’LL TELL YOU HERSELF.

 brandontaco replied to your postwork was super slow today, which is crazy…

i love u so much i hate u. why are you so perfect. GET OUT. also every other week i spend like 100 dollars in Target, i s2g i just black out when i go in there and walk out with useless crap. also i’m excited 4 u 2 take a shit in ur new bathroom.

u just get me b

and ughhh FUCK TARGET MAN i literally have to ban myself i s2g. it’s like i get in there and hulk-out bruce banner style but instead of fucking some shit up irl i just end up hulk-smashing my bank account, from which is rarely ever recovers.

 evolhasmorepower replied to your postwork was super slow today, which is crazy…

so proud of you! haha jealous you get to decorate your own house. i’ve been craving decorating my own place BUT I STILL LIVE AT HOME (when i’m not at school) DAMMIT.

Thanks, sweet pea- it def feels great knowing I can do whatever I want, FINALLY, hahaha. THERE IS A LIGHT A THE END OF THE ‘LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS’ TUNNEL, BABE. JUST WAIT IT OUT, AND THEN WHEN YOU GET THERE YOU WILL BE SO EXCITED OH MAN JESS OH MAN

 youwereamazingtoday replied to your postwork was super slow today, which is crazy…

THIS POST IS SO FUCKING EMPOWERING, I CAN’T.

the entire time i was in wal-mart i was jamming out on my ipod listening to seven nation army on repeat and was imagining lenny kravitz narrating my life and just being like

it was hilar omg

brandontaco replied to your post: y’all how fucking perfect is my besties’ nugget …

omg his name is oliver omg i am stealing him omg i luv u mel

gurl ikr his name is oliver harold and i just want to chew on his face ugh he’s so perf and ilu 2 boo i miss ur faaaaaace

 wheresnatalie replied to your posty’all how fucking perfect is my besties’ nugget …

THIS IS REALLY CUTE

OMG NAT HE IS THE CUTEST I S2G

fantomblogger:

10 things about me ‘meme’ // 

TAG, YOU’RE IT! Here are the guidelines: 1) Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. 2) You have to choose and tag ten people, as well. 3) Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them.

(i ain’t doing that, if you guys see yourselves tagged on this then awesome.)

1. I love going to movies by myself. And I hate being late- if I miss the previews, I will be an unhappy fucking camper.

2. I’m half Irish and half Jamaican, which is just the fucking coolest, lbr.

3. I love to cook. Give me a bottle glass of wine and a fridge full of weird stuff and I’ll Iron Chef that bitch somethin’ fierce.

4. I was 5’11” by the eighth grade.

5. I hate being without my iPod. Even if I’m not able to use it, I still like knowing it’s on my person, able to be used should I desperately need it.

6. I’ve had my hair basically every color, but I’ll always love being a soulless ginger the most.

7. When I’m in a shit mood, I prefer to be left alone. I’m a big girl and I’ll get over it, but if you Nosy Parker all up in my business, I’ll probably say something hateful that’s definitely true but you almost certainly aren’t prepared to hear.

8. My ex Jordan introduced me to The National, and every time I listen to ‘Slow Show’ my heart breaks just a little bit more. It’s been three years, and I’m not sure I’ll ever get over that clusterfuck of a break-up.

9. I own my house and my car, and every morning when I wake up I remind myself how fucking great it feels to be self-reliant. It was a tough journey, but that just makes it better.

10. I’m flawed, imperfect, independent to a fault and stubborn as a fucking mule, and I love myself. Call it arrogance- I honestly don’t give a shit. I’m happy.

Reblogged from just call me maDAMN

brandontaco replied to your post: ear infections are the devil and can go right to…

omg i had an ear infection my senior year of high school and i slept in my mom’s bed for 2 days because i cried all the time!!!!! I AM SO SORRY MEL, I LUV U AND HOPE YOU ARE FEELING BETTER!!!

UGH THEY ARE THE WORST B I THINK MY FACE IS PERMANENTLY ATTACHED TO MY HEATING PAD AND I MAY NEVER GET OUT OF BED BUT BY THE POWER OF JON SNOW’S MAGICAL FACE IT WILL GET BETTER AND I LUV U 2 B I LUV U 2